Every AI marketing tool trained on the same thing.
Blog posts. YouTube. Recycled advice.
We trained on what nobody was supposed to see.
MAFYA
Built on intelligence. Not information.
$10M+
Ad spend analyzed
200+
DTC brands decoded
8
Specialist agents
$50K+
Elite training synthesized
Your copywriter quits. 18 months of institutional knowledge walks out the door. Your media buyer gets poached. Your creative strategist burns out. Every time someone leaves, you reset to zero.
The entire industry's answer: hire better, pay more, pray harder.
This isn't a hiring problem.
It's an infrastructure problem.
Hire better
They still leave.
Pay more
Overpaying for people who will still quit.
Agencies
20 clients. Zero knowledge of your brand.
Generic AI
Trained on blog posts. Same garbage as everyone.
The game changed
Old flex
"We have a 15-person marketing team."
New flex
"We have 8 agents with more institutional knowledge than any team could retain."
The moat isn't the AI.
The moat is the intelligence inside it.You can't replicate the founder. But you can deploy what the founder built.
The Intelligence
We didn't scrape the internet.
We infiltrated the industry.
The Accounts
$10M+ in raw ad spend data. Not case studies. The actual decisions from accounts that scaled to 8 figures.
The Doctrine
$50K+ in elite DR education — Georgi, Halbert, Schwartz — decoded to first principles.
The Vault
Competitive intelligence across 200+ DTC brands. VSLs, emails, upsells, retention flows.
The Method
Pattern recognition from a neurodivergent brain encoded into 8 specialist agents.
The Operation
8 agents. One network.
Each one a specialist. Together, a complete operation that never sleeps, never quits, never forgets.
Market Intelligence
Replaces Research team
Source 200+ brand analysis
Customer Psychology
Replaces Consumer insights
Source JTBD & belief mapping
Copy & Conversion
Replaces Senior copywriter
Source $50K elite DR
Creative Strategy
Replaces Creative director
Source Swipe patterns
Media Operations
Replaces Media buyer
Source $10M+ optimization
Funnel Architecture
Replaces Funnel builder
Source Full-funnel intel
Email & Retention
Replaces Email manager
Source Lifecycle flows
Chief of Staff
Replaces Ops coordinator
Source Cross-agent QA
$0M
Ad spend analyzed
0+
Brands decoded
0
Specialist agents
This is not another AI wrapper.
| Generic | Mafya | |
|---|---|---|
| Real ad account data ($10M+) | — | ✓ |
| Elite DR frameworks (first principles) | — | ✓ |
| Full-funnel competitive intelligence | — | ✓ |
| 8 specialist agents | — | ✓ |
| Institutional knowledge that compounds | — | ✓ |
| Founder pattern recognition | — | ✓ |
| Cross-agent coordination | — | ✓ |
| Gets smarter per campaign | — | ✓ |
What you get.
8 specialist agents coordinated as one operation
Institutional knowledge that compounds — never walks out
Real ad account patterns ($10M+ deployed)
Elite DR frameworks decoded, not regurgitated
Full-funnel swipe intelligence
Chief of Staff — QA, coordination, zero chaos
Future agents included as they ship
Private operator community
The Founder
I'll skip the part where I pretend to be humble.
Track Record
8-figure DTC brand. 4 years. No funding. No investors. $10M year one.
Origin
First money at 10 — finding security vulnerabilities. At 14, penetrated a government database. National television twice. Not for money. Because my brain won't rest until I understand how systems break.
Reset
Multimillionaire by 21. Lost it all. Every dollar. Came back and built a harder business faster than the first time.
Architecture
Level 1 Autism. Gifted classification. INTJ. IQ north of 135. 12-14 hour days for a decade — not discipline, hyperfocus.
I don't see markets. I see systems.
I don't see campaigns. I see patterns.
I don't see competitors. I see vulnerabilities.
4 years doing to marketing what I did to that government database at 14. Broke it open. Mapped every piece. Rebuilt it. That's Mafya.
Two choices.
Option A
Keep hiring. Keep training. Keep watching them leave. Keep resetting to zero.
Option B
Deploy intelligence that compounds. Join the operators who stopped playing the hiring game.
The Thesis
A once-in-a-million brain spent 15 years learning how to break systems and 4 years breaking the marketing industry. Then he encoded everything into an operating system that any smart operator can deploy.
Mafya is what happens when you stop trying to hire genius and start deploying it as infrastructure.
You can't replicate the founder.
But you can deploy what the founder built.
That's the whole pitch.
"I'm not going to put fake testimonials on this page. I'm not going to name-drop people I met once. I'm not going to pretend 47 Fortune 500 companies use this.
I'm going to do what I've always done. Build something so good that the results speak louder than any endorsement ever could. And let the people who are smart enough to see it early reap the reward."
There are two kinds of AI marketing companies.
The first kind takes GPT, wraps it in a UI, adds "marketing prompts," and charges you $99/month. They'll have 10,000 users and zero moat. They'll be dead in 18 months.
The second kind builds on proprietary intelligence that took years, millions of dollars, and a very specific brain to assemble. Intelligence that doesn't exist on the internet. Intelligence that can't be replicated by throwing more compute at the problem.
Mafya is the second kind.
Questions
Mafya is not open to everyone.
Limited access for operators running $1M+ in annual revenue.
No credit card · No demo call · We review every application